Tuesday, August 24, 2010

...and he has to *SPARKLE*



SWF, 25 seeks the comedian type with a panache for karaoke. Must love beer, bacon, BBQ, dancing in the dark, Guitar Hero, Red Sox/Mariners baseball, kids, Colts/Seahawks football, really bad movies, and driving to the beach at random times. She's a blonde bottlerocket who loves attention (so hope you don't love the spotlight too much), baseball, Johnny Cash, a good game of Scrabble or a crossword puzzle, karaoke, Disney movies, Elvis Presley, Twilight, and laughing. English is her second language. Sarcasm is her native tongue. Also speaks Blonde and Drunk (the latter from years of on the job training at a bar). No high maintenance girl here. Gets dolled up for a night out on the town maybe twice a year...tops. Jeans and a tshirt with a hoodie is her uniform of choice!

WARNING: Has been known to sing showtunes in her sleep...



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